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Starring: Brick, James, Guy, Becca, Ilke
Guest Starring: Maxwell "Silver Hammer" Van West-Zanen, Albertus Fergessen, Jaenisha Washington
Challenge: Giant Dodo
Location: Aviary, Cinema Kitchen
Date Played: 08 Mar 2012

Gathering Clues and Finding the Ornithological Talk

Brick: Hey, yo! I was talking to Maxwell about the guys seeming to know something about the birds, & he said that I should do some detective work & find out what they know... like Batman!

I give Becca a call & smoothly get her to invite me to the Ovi... Evi... Aviary-thiny for a lecture...

You Have *Another* Question?!

Brick: We get to the bird building, & listen to the profs. One is this cool chick who sounds like her life is full of adventures. The other guy is a snooze-fest. Man, I could not keep my eyes open for his talk.

Afterwards, we go through the bird museum & find their display on the dodo. Dude, that bird is fugly! After that we all go to Brewed Awakening for a coffee.

Dodo A Gogo!

Brick: While we're at Brewed. The boring prof passes by. We decide to subtly follow him although this crew's none too subtle.

We follow him to the theater. I've already watched "The Birds" so I decide to head around back & make sure he doesn't sneak out the back. When I get to the backdoor, I see blood. I jimmy open the door & find the nerdy, little prof & a Chinese undergrad.

I tackle the undergrad as the prof summons a giant bird! It's one of those dodos, only huge! I roundhouse kick & punch it & it squawks at me so I squawk back, & it runs. I go to follow...

Next time, on Brewed Awakening

James and Brick are chasing the summoned giant dodo with Ilke following a distance with her camera, scared but filming. Becca has her TK active (Str 8, -4 to next activation) but is paralyzed with fear.

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